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Members Bio's

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Phil Jones  Captain Sluggo

Current President, former Vice President 


Years in Wheels  20

Current Van:  1966 Ford Econoline 8 Door

Turn Ons:  Chicks in white pants 

Turn Offs: Anything Scooby Do

and people who litter

Marital status: Single

Charter Member

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John Ferguson  Dubber  

Current Treasurer  Former Secretary 

Years in Wheels  10

Current Van:  1972 Dodge with a

fuel injected 440

Turn Ons: Red heads, green eyes, guns, cars 

Turn offs:  Liberals, wind

Marital status: Single

Adam won best survivor van at Wheels of

Adam Ris  Gilligan The Mad Hatter  Ear Force One

                         The Ris Carlton Adam Riswold

Current Secretary, Former Sgt. at Arms 


Years in Wheels: 10

Current Van: 1972 Ford Econoline Panel

with a built 302

Turn Ons:  Good Tunes 

Turn Offs: Missing Van Events

Marital Status: Married to Amy Shepard

Stephanie Huerta

Current Sgt at Arms #1

Years in Wheels: 14

Current Van:  Searching for new
van due to accident

Turn Ons: Teasing Dubber
Turn Offs; Fake People and those
who lie

Marital Status: Single



Greg Coddington  Peg Leg Greg

Current Vice President,

Former Sgt. at Arms

Years in Wheels: 5

Current Van: 1963 Ford Econoline

Turn Ons:  Turn Offs 

Turn Offs: Turn Ons

Marital Status: Single


Steve Saybrook   The Quiet One

Former President, Vice President, 

Years in Wheels: 42

Current 2nd Sgt. at Arms

Current Van:  1976 Dodge 200

Turn Ons:  Hot  Blondes-Lisa

Marital Status: Married to

Lisa Gager

Charter Member

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Robert won the HELMET BOWLING scoring a

Robert Waldron   "77"


Years in Wheels: 5


Current Van:  1977 Chevy

Marital Status:  Married to Kathy Waldron


Angela Mayzum  Big Red

Former Treasurer   Years in Wheels: 9

Turn Ons:  Men in Uniform,

men with beards

Turn Offs:  Disrespectful people

Marital Status: Single

Alan won BEST PAINT on his Holden Panel

Alan Quilty    Old Timer

Years  in Wheels: 13

Marital Status: Widowed

Lifetime member

  Amy Shepard-Ris   Everyone loves Amy

  Former Safety Officer  Years in Wheels: 10

  Marital Status: Married to Adam

Ron Johnson  Love Machine

Years in Wheels: 9

Current Van:  1970 Ford Econoline

"Love Machine"

Turn ons:  Beautiful Women 

Turn Offs:  Rich people with attitudes

Marital Status:  Single


Mark Holsinger

Former President, Vice President,

Treasurer, Sgt. at Arms

Years in Wheels:   41

Current Van:  1977 Chevy

Turn Ons: Chicks & Vans 

Turn Offs:  Asshats who think they

are better

Marital Status:  Single

Charter Member


Tom Chronister

Wheels of Confusion Arizona Chapter

Years in Wheels: 36

Former President, Vice President, Treasurer

Current Vans:  Deathstar 1977 Dodge

plus many more

Turn Ons:  Blondes on the beach 

Turn Offs: People who don't

understand vanning

Marital Status:  Divorced

Charter Member


Heather Smith

Years in Wheels: 9

Current Van:  1995 Chevy G20

Turn Ons: Big Nordic Blondes

Turn Offs: B.O. Shes at arm pit level

Marital Status: Single


RoseAnn Huerta  "k.O."

years in wheels: 7

Marital Status: Single


Years in Wheels: 9

Marital Status: Single

Michelle Bron

Pam Chronister
Years in Wheels: 5
Marital Status: Single

current van: 2nd 
gen econoline window van

Jeff Weiss
Years in Wheels: 2
Marital Status: Married to Jeannie
Current Van: 1999 Econoline
Turn Ons: Big Tits
Turn offs: Old People
Jeannie Weiss
Years in Wheels: 2
Marital Status: Married to Jeff
DJ Dilks
Years in wheels: 1
Marital Status: Engaged
Michael Boren
Years in Wheels: 1
Marital Status: Engaged to DJ
Turn Ons: Cleanliness
Turn Offs: Laziness-Dirty Stuff
Jerry Crossno
Nickname:  Jerry Jugs, Jughead, Uncle Fester
Marital Status: Single
Years in Wheels: 12
Offices held: Vice President, 
Sgt. at Arms
Turn Ons: Big Boobs, Food
Turn Offs; Cheaters,
small boobs
Don Holthe
Nickname: Phantom
Marital Status: Married to Karen
Years in Wheels: 1 and more in the 1980s
Offices held: President in 1982
Karen Holthe
Marital Status:  Married to Don
Years in Wheels: 1
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Clem Kadiddlehopper "CK"
turn ons: Amazonian Women with a fetish for short people
turn offs: being called stubby and midget bowling
years in Wheels: honorary

Rickshaw Willie  AKA Bad Humor Man

Honorary Member-Ohio

Turn Ons: the thought of a threesome  with Mr. Peanut in the Weinermobile and Mr. Buster bars

Turn offs: People who are allergic to  peanuts and small town cops

Bob Kramer "Schultz"-Arkansas

Honorary Member

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