Members Bio's
Phil Jones Captain Sluggo
Current President, former Vice President
Years in Wheels 20
Current Van: 1966 Ford Econoline 8 Door
Turn Ons: Chicks in white pants
Turn Offs: Anything Scooby Do
and people who litter
Marital status: Single
Charter Member
John Ferguson Dubber
Current Treasurer Former Secretary
Years in Wheels 10
Current Van: 1972 Dodge with a
fuel injected 440
Turn Ons: Red heads, green eyes, guns, cars
Turn offs: Liberals, wind
Marital status: Single
Adam Ris Gilligan The Mad Hatter Ear Force One
The Ris Carlton Adam Riswold
Current Secretary, Former Sgt. at Arms
Years in Wheels: 10
Current Van: 1972 Ford Econoline Panel
with a built 302
Turn Ons: Good Tunes
Turn Offs: Missing Van Events
Marital Status: Married to Amy Shepard
Stephanie Huerta
Current Sgt at Arms #1
Years in Wheels: 14
Current Van: Searching for new
van due to accident
Turn Ons: Teasing Dubber
Turn Offs; Fake People and those
who lie
Marital Status: Single
Greg Coddington Peg Leg Greg
Current Vice President,
Former Sgt. at Arms
Years in Wheels: 5
Current Van: 1963 Ford Econoline
Turn Ons: Turn Offs
Turn Offs: Turn Ons
Marital Status: Single
Steve Saybrook The Quiet One
Former President, Vice President,
Years in Wheels: 42
Current 2nd Sgt. at Arms
Current Van: 1976 Dodge 200
Turn Ons: Hot Blondes-Lisa
Marital Status: Married to
Lisa Gager
Charter Member
Robert Waldron "77"
Years in Wheels: 5
Current Van: 1977 Chevy
Marital Status: Married to Kathy Waldron
Angela Mayzum Big Red
Former Treasurer Years in Wheels: 9
Turn Ons: Men in Uniform,
men with beards
Turn Offs: Disrespectful people
Marital Status: Single
Alan Quilty Old Timer
Years in Wheels: 13
Marital Status: Widowed
Lifetime member
Amy Shepard-Ris Everyone loves Amy
Former Safety Officer Years in Wheels: 10
Marital Status: Married to Adam
Ron Johnson Love Machine
Years in Wheels: 9
Current Van: 1970 Ford Econoline
"Love Machine"
Turn ons: Beautiful Women
Turn Offs: Rich people with attitudes
Marital Status: Single
Mark Holsinger
Former President, Vice President,
Treasurer, Sgt. at Arms
Years in Wheels: 41
Current Van: 1977 Chevy
Turn Ons: Chicks & Vans
Turn Offs: Asshats who think they
are better
Marital Status: Single
Charter Member
Tom Chronister
Wheels of Confusion Arizona Chapter
Years in Wheels: 36
Former President, Vice President, Treasurer
Current Vans: Deathstar 1977 Dodge
plus many more
Turn Ons: Blondes on the beach
Turn Offs: People who don't
understand vanning
Marital Status: Divorced
Charter Member
Heather Smith
Years in Wheels: 9
Current Van: 1995 Chevy G20
Turn Ons: Big Nordic Blondes
Turn Offs: B.O. Shes at arm pit level
Marital Status: Single
RoseAnn Huerta "k.O."
years in wheels: 7
Marital Status: Single
Years in Wheels: 9
Marital Status: Single
Michelle Bron
Pam Chronister
Years in Wheels: 5
Marital Status: Single
current van: 2nd
gen econoline window van
Jeff Weiss
Years in Wheels: 2
Marital Status: Married to Jeannie
Current Van: 1999 Econoline
Turn Ons: Big Tits
Turn offs: Old People
Jeannie Weiss
Years in Wheels: 2
Marital Status: Married to Jeff
DJ Dilks
Years in wheels: 1
Marital Status: Engaged
Michael Boren
Years in Wheels: 1
Marital Status: Engaged to DJ
Turn Ons: Cleanliness
Turn Offs: Laziness-Dirty Stuff
Jerry Crossno
Nickname: Jerry Jugs, Jughead, Uncle Fester
Marital Status: Single
Years in Wheels: 12
Offices held: Vice President,
Sgt. at Arms
Turn Ons: Big Boobs, Food
Turn Offs; Cheaters,
small boobs
Don Holthe
Nickname: Phantom
Marital Status: Married to Karen
Years in Wheels: 1 and more in the 1980s
Offices held: President in 1982
Karen Holthe
Marital Status: Married to Don
Years in Wheels: 1
Heading 6
Clem Kadiddlehopper "CK"
turn ons: Amazonian Women with a fetish for short people
turn offs: being called stubby and midget bowling
years in Wheels: honorary
Rickshaw Willie AKA Bad Humor Man
Honorary Member-Ohio
Turn Ons: the thought of a threesome with Mr. Peanut in the Weinermobile and Mr. Buster bars
Turn offs: People who are allergic to peanuts and small town cops
